My Birthday/Twerking

Birthday

Yesterday was the day I turned 22 years old. It was the sweetest, kindest of days. In my mind a very handsome group of men from Kes the Band sung Never See Come See (Kess is the one in the middle standing).  All of them are my future husbands (they just know it yet).

Unfortunately, it was just my ring tone. My dear mother sings to me off tune the classical happy birthday song. This intimate and gentle song brought so much joy in my heart that I no longer cared if it was 5 in the morning. After, listening to her talk about the day she was already having I read more texts from a variety of individuals. I call these individuals friends. In time, I gathered myself and made my way to a canceled class. Yes, I am talking about Writing in A Digital Age. This is my fault because I did not check my email the previous day. As I made my way back to my room I found a welcoming surprise. A floor mate also a friend was taping a birthday banner on my door. Since this was suppose to be a surprise I was forced to pretend it was not happening. This was extremely hard because I was there as it was happening. The rest of the day was filled with more phone calls and texts. Within the night, I stuffed my face with pizza because I can (don't judge) and I caught

up with my main ladies.

Ok, in the picture she is not eating pizza but I still made my point.

There was once a time when birthday's were only a day. I do not know when that time was because if you had the money you have can a birthday celebration for a long your heart desires (its your birthday and you can party as long as you want to). But not month long celebrations. That's just to much. No body has time for that.

Today, on this Valentines Day I am receiving gifts from loved ones I call family through the mail. This is what happens when your birthday falls the day before Valentines day. As, of now I have an itunes gift card. Throughout, the weekend I will be receiving more treasures. Most likely music related. What most people do not know is that music is my soul. Therefore, I am music. Ok, maybe not but it’s my birthday (kind of) and I can do what I want (not really). Do not question Latisha’s Logic. It makes sense if you don’t think about it.

(This was a picture taken of me to show you the music is my soul because it is literally coming out of me. Plus I have short hair and it works. Latisha's Logic. SideNote: the picture is cool)

Twerking

 On the morrow, a select few, dear and entertaining friends will head to Duffs in order to shake our bum bums through the movement of twerking (not the Miley Cyrus version, this is not twerking).What most people do not know is that when you refrain from dancing over a two week your brain starts to shut down, nerve endings go completely out of control. This disease is called WYNT (why you no twerk). This is real, look it up (maybe you shouldn't). Symptoms are boredom, headaches, and extreme depression (do not look for). Also, Michelle Olson, has a Ph.D and is a researcher at Auburn University in Montgomery, Ala., stated that twerking is complex and technical. It is a good 'twerkout' (Neporent, 2013) (ok this is real). Now do you believe me. Also, twerking is the only remedy for this disease (Latisha's Logic). I am part of the Twerking Brings Peace Organization. Side affects of twerking is a nice butt, strong legs, and calves stronger than an ox. All races, cultures and size butts can twerk. Some believe that twerking is a sexually act and degrades women. This is false. Reasons being, lack of knowledge on the physical and mental benefits. Twerking can be performed by all genders and ages. It is only seen as sexually when taken in excess. Twerking must be given and received in moderation. Overdoses, are for professionals, none professionals of twerking tend to believe that it is sexually and not solely a technique to prevent disease and stay fit. Latisha’s Logic! In order to prevent this disease my friends and I will be twerking in Duff’s on Saturday.

 Sunday, I will be having a sleep over and apparently a make-up lesson with two of my favorite Ladies.

( Just because I am 22 doesn't mean I can’t have a sleep over, just sayin. Sleep over are cool. I plan on having them for a long time). Latisha’s Logic.

(SideNote: I used this picture because I watch Girl Code and when you type in sleepovers for adults for Google images not a pretty picture. I do not always think things through sometimes)

 As, of now I have no plans for Monday and Tuesday, but most likely it will be me doing homework and readings. But it’s ok because Superman will bring my homework to the most intelligent children around the world and pay them in hugs. This way I do not have to stress. Latisha’s Logic and plus wouldn't that be cool.

I did not know what to write about for this blog, sooooo I talked about my birthday. Maybe, throughout the semester there will be more Latisha’s Logic but most people tend to not to see my logic logically. Actually, most people do not understand Latisha’s Logic. I should teach a class. That would be cool.

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MediaHex. (2013). How to Twerk App Twerking Fun. GooglePlay. Retrieved from:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andromo.dev171890.app241574

Neoprent, Liz. (2013). Twerking: A Scientific Explanation. MedicalUnit. ABCNews. Retrieved from:http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/08/27/twerking-a-scientific-explanation/

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